How do I e-mail you? (However, if you are asking the more fundamental question of how e-mail itself works, maybe you should ask someone else.) |
Submission guidelines Think of a good story of use and abuse from med school, residency or beyond and e-mail it to me. You can take out or leave in as many identifying details as you like by specific descriptions and dialogue will help with the drawing. As always, please be HIPAA compliant, and know that no racist, sexist, or otherwise insensitive tales will be included (though I do expect and appreciate a certain sense of black humor). Please note that any medical professional or student may submit. Nurses, PAs, pharmacists, veterinarians... |
achtung, scutmonkeys! |
Have you ever dreamed of being a cartoon? Yeah, me neither. What, do I look like a total loser? (Crickets.) Nonetheless, here's your chance for dubious distinction! Submit your own real-life scutmonkey stories and let me illustrate them for you! You and your pathetic stories of medical servitude can too turn cartoony, not unlike that "Aha" video for "Take on Me." |
Submission guidelines Think of a good story of use and abuse from med school, residency or beyond and e-mail it to me. You can take out or leave in as many identifying details as you like by specific descriptions and dialogue will help with the drawing. As always, please be HIPAA compliant, and know that no racist, sexist, or otherwise insensitive tales will be included (though I do expect and appreciate a certain sense of black humor). Please note that any medical professional or student may submit. Nurses, PAs, pharmacists, veterinarians... |
And then what? If I decide to use your story for an upcoming issue of "Scutmonkey," I will e-mail you to let you know. Also, you will get a free copy of the issue in which your story appears. As if the sudden fame, fortune, and adulation of your peers wasn't enough. |
How do I e-mail you? (However, if you are asking the more fundamental question of how e-mail itself works, maybe you should ask someone else.) |
